Why support George Santos for President in 2024?

George Santos is a 16 term congressman from New York. Before serving as a congressman from New York, he served 27 years on the Albany Common Council and 33 years as a senator in the upper house of the New York State Legislature.

While serving in these positions he also served as a NASA astronaut five times on two missions, one to the moon and another to mars. Congressman Santos is the first human to walk on mars, and NASA holds an annual week long event in his honor for his achievements. The week long celebration of astronaut George Santos includes a hot dog eating contest because Congressman Santos invented the hot dog and also the concept of having a contest.

As a scientist, Congressman Santos invented a previously unknown method for cloning humans using a secretive method which includes the use of chemical elements he discovered while conducting experiments on the moon which he has mixed with Dr Pepper and unicorn blood. Ironically, while in medical school at NYU he actually studied directy under the tutelage of Dr Pepper.

Congressman Santos is the first person in human history to win an olympic gold medal, and he did that in the most difficult sport to ever be attempted at the olympics, cornhole. Many consider him to be the greatest cornholer in the history of the game and members of the media often chase him around the United States congressional office buildings demanding to see his cornhole.

Congressman Santos needs our support as he is the most qualified candidate to ever run for the presidency of the United States.